First Report of the New Year!

Magma Village:Whelp.....hm......To put it bluntly,I'm wet from rain.My producer has left me out here with now umbrella,so as we travel through to the Stealth,I shall grab my gear.But,luckily,this weather won't last for long.In fact,after couple of days showering,it's going to be pure sunshine!You guys are getting back to your original we-AH-we-AH-we-AHCHOO!!!*Sniff*You get the point.*Disappears*

Snow Village:You guys.....have.....s-snow.....And I'm f-freezing in it.....I regret not going back home....first to grab my s-stuff.....It's at least 2-20 degrees....It'll heat up enough to k-keep snowing.....but be....a bit more comfy.....I'm leaving now....*Disappears again*

Stealth Village:Ah,it feels good to be back h-Achoo!....home.I'll probably end this with a cold....which will suck majorly.But,the Stealth will be experiencing warming temperatures all around,which is great cause I'll probably be....still working when this is over....sigh....But,up next is a village in a bit of dire straights.

Death Village:*All in whispers*Okay,so I've entered the Stealth.But,it's so dense with fog,I can hardly see where I'm heading.But,I've gotten inside and I'm able to see the weather plenty.Hopefully,before any Akatsuki member spots me,I can give it all to you.Fog,that impairs vision for up to three feet in front of you.I've been hearing weak thunderclaps in a distance coming from the east,meaning there's a thunderstorm coming in from the Storm village itself.Though,I believe it'll last only a couple of days,it's going to be pretty str-Oh!H-hold on.Crap!The enemy is coming,I must sign off at the moment.I'll be back though,I promise Death Village.

Storm Village:As was stated in the Death,you guys have some starmy weather,though,it shouldn't be surprising.This is some pretty rough stuff,however,which is why I'm glad I grabbed my stuff before coming here.The rain will get pretty rough out here,along with heavy thunder and lightning and fierce winds whipping at at least 22 mph!I sense a major storm coming into the Storm village!And I ain't stickin around for it!*Disappears*

Crested Village:Ah,I came just in time!There's a full moon on the horizon,which can only mean one thing:Full Moon Festival!You'll be having clear skies all throughout the next few months.I wish I could stick around but *sniff*this cold might hold me back for a couple of d-d-dACHOO!...*sniff*days....

Open:Short,sweet and to the point,nice weather,sun,cool breeze,partly cloudy.

Well,sorry for the late report,like I said,I was busy.I wonder thoguh....is there any man that could possibly take my place?Or at least do it when I'm gone,using comedy?....Oh,who am I kiddin?!I love this j-ACHOO!.....Kenjiro,out.