*Hoist gear onto back!Adjusts ninja headband on forehead*Alright!I'm all set!Time to do this thing!
.......So......It takes you.....TEN HOURS TO GET READY TO GO TO THE FIELD?!
B-BOSS?!W-well...I'm just making sure that I can do this right....hehe?You know,,kunai's,notebook.....
*Boss evolved through anger,becoming Devil King*Go....NOW!!!!!
*Disappears just as a fireball is shot*

Magma Village:Can't stay long!*Kills one snake ninja*Still in war!Perfect fighting weather!*Kills two more*That's all!*Jumps and spin kicks one last snake ninja before dashing off*

Snow Village:.....WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!*Looks around....alone*Echo!!!!!*Echo's return*Huh....nearly completely devoid of ninja.....Makes my job easier...but a bit....worried.Ehm,well,the weather will be rough whenever they return.Hard storms,more rain than snow.And hail as well......hm,kinda...lonely out here with no other ninja....a bit creepy.......*Builds a lot of snowman ninjas*Better.Much,much better!

Crested Village:*Woots happily,holding up bottles of sake and a festival fan*Woot!Things are quite in my village here!Though,we are always on complete guard,the weather seems to favor us a bit!A little rain on occasions but sunshine completely our thing!Sadly,I can't stay.....I'm taking some cookies though....

Storm Village:*Stands under an umbrella,shivering*Cold......rain......cold....wind....cold.....me....Wait....I'm a newsman....without any form of real protection!?What type of news business is ran-*gets struck by flaming lightning*cough.....right...the greatest one that has ever existed...cough cough.....I'm....outta here...By the way,the weather will last for at the most a week....

Death Village:*Sits in a tree,looking around and whispering*Death Village,the fog is lifting,making visibility up to ten feet in front of you.Do not worry,this reign of the Akatsuki will end.It looks like news is being spread about this,so we I must be off to finish this.I shall return though!*Disappears*

Stealth Village:*Looks around,shocked by all the snow and fighting*Th-the Snow ninja are attacking now!?And why is it snowing?!*Dodges a kunai*Oh,someone's gonna have to pay for this....but,I can't risk it right-hey?!Where are you going cameraman!?Son of a....FINE!I'd better hurry this thing.*Picks up camera*Okay,so....apparently it's going to snow,thought it's sunny all around except above the village.This is the works of a-WHOA!*Avoids a rain of kunai*I gotta go for now!*Disappears before a jutsu hits the ground where I was standing*

Open:Perfect day,play,blah blah blah!Sun for a few days,cloudy a few more!

*Back at the news HQ*I'd better be paid extra for being my own cameraman.
*Raises eyebrow*You don't get paid in the first place....and you want extra?
......Then I'd better get paid!
*Laughs happily then looks completely serious*Money is an object you earn.
*Glares*I'm a bloody ninja!I go into the field,rain,sleet,hail,snow or kunai!
Yes,but that was in your contract,not the cameraman's.
I...have a contract?
*Nods*And the only way out of it is...*turns to devil monster again and says in evil*Your soul.