Okay so it's 7am here and I'm trying to kill time until I need to leave. So, let's play a game.

It's called Warp A Wish.

The name says it all. This game seems to be popular in most groups. So, here's how you play. (If you don't know.)

1. Grant the wish from the person above you. But warp it so it's not something good.

2. Wish for something else.

3. The next person to post warps that wish and wishes for something else.

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Ex:

Person 1: I wish that I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Wish granted, but you have to give it all to charity.

I wish I had chocolate.

Ect., ect., ect., ect.



I'll start.


I wish I could dye my hair blue.

(Hm, I've never heard of this game! Sounds fun!)

Wish granted. But the next day all your hair will fall out.

I wish I could rule the world.

Wish granted, but you can only rule for one day.

I wish I had a taco.

Wish granted, but then you have a terrible stomach ache on the day of a major test at school.

I wish I had ice cream.

Wish Granted, but it's grass flavored.

I wish I was immortal.

Wish granted, but now you're cursed and have to live out eternity in a cave.

I wish there was no more Akatsuki.

Wish granted, but now a greater evil has risen and rules over the Vally's, pushing them into a mass depression filled with poverty, and the leader is your sister.

I wish Kazuya would post in Kymir's thread.

Wish granted, but the post is short and crappy.

I wish Jay would stop nagging me...

Wish granted, but now Admin-Bot has to step in.

I wish there was something good on tv.

Wish granted, but it runs the same commercials and the commercials ar longer than the show itself.

I wish I had automail.

Wish granted, but it's cheap so it starts to rust the moment you get it out of the box.

I wish I could go to the moon.

Wish granted, but it's made of moldy cheese that holds your ship in place.

I wish I could bend Lightning!

Wish granted, but everytime you use it, you have to get struck by it first.

I wish I didn't have to breathe.

Wish granted, however, you're heart works overtime because your lungs are no longer producing oxygen, causing your heart to fail.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but every time you fly, you end up getting caught in the turbulence of another jet stream, causing you to fly erratically.

I wish I was a ninja!

Wish granted, but you're forever stuck at the rank of Genin.

I wish I could turn back time.

Wish granted, but the moment you arrive in the past, you get hit by a truck.

I wish these wishes would stop being warped. >.>

(HA, BEAT THAT!)

Wish granted...thanks for killing the game.

I wish Kinaga's awesome disappears. [Can't be warped since Kinaga killed the warping capabilities.]

Wish granted, but it makes you super popular and you're stalked by everyone are never left alone.

I wish we could warp wishes again!

(....my awesomeness will never disappear! I am just too epic for that! BWAHAHAHA)

Wish granted. Now you are a fish.

I wish I had (this one is gonna be way too easy to warp) a Deidara plushie!

(You are correct. Too easy to warp.)
Wish granted. Now, you are haunted with the knowledge that it will kill you.

I wish I was a fire fox. As apposed to, yet within, being a fire cat.

Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're a demon and you get sealed within the body of an annoying crying blonde haired baby.

I wish that my Deidara plushie won't kill me...

(.......)
Wish granted, but instead, he takes you over and makes you try to destroy everyone and everything.

I wish......I had a cookie! That can't be too bad, right?