I'll make a long story short. Asher's in the hospital because while we were walking on a mountain trail we encountered a mountain lion. The stupid thing jumped Asher and cut his arm open really badly.
The doctors say he'll be okay, but he passed out from blood loss after the attack. He's suppose to be out in a couple of days, but they think his arm might be broken too. They're going to do some x-rays but he passes out from pain everytime they try to move him.
Other than that, he's pretty much okay. I know this because when he wakes up he's swearing in Japanese.